My mom won’t stop singing this song and dancing…it’s an odd life I lead!
true story.
truth.
please someone but this for me I will love you forever!
Dear Brain,
Please make all the junk food I like taste bad, all the healthy food I hate taste good, and running on treadmills the funnest thing ever.
Sincerely, college students everywhere.
Just rediscovered this gem in my itunes library. Straight up reppin’ AZ!
phiLOLZophy: 7 Reasons You Might Want to Break Up With Me
Ok so not entirely true, but I must say pretty damn close to accurate!
1. I am a crazy cleaner. I clean up after people during parties. I know this is so rude and obnoxious but I just can’t stop myself. I clean every single thing in my apartment on Sundays and it smells like Pine Sol for a few days. I try to balance out the crazyness by not expecting people to…
