I think I'm funny

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via mechadragon)

Notes
159801
Posted
1 month ago
Me:If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me:And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me:And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
Notes
76863
Posted
1 month ago
spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT 

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT 

(via gurl)

Notes
323780
Posted
1 month ago

chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

(via kayleemb)

Notes
138196
Posted
1 month ago
arutairu:

congratulatio dog for winning every sports

arutairu:

congratulatio dog for winning every sports

(Source: niuhuskies, via kayleemb)

Notes
93253
Posted
1 month ago

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

image

(Source: waaycest, via kayleemb)

Notes
92832
Posted
1 month ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter