My Life is Awkward

My mom won’t stop singing this song and...

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:26:31 -0500

My mom won’t stop singing this song and dancing…it’s an odd life I lead!

Joey doesn’t share food! Friends will never get old!

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:25:45 -0500

Joey doesn’t share food!

Friends will never get old!

true story.

Mon, 07 May 2012 23:25:03 -0500

true story.

truth.

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:45:47 -0500

truth.

please someone but this for me I will love you forever!

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:58:26 -0500

please someone but this for me I will love you forever!

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Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:21:53 -0500

Dear Brain, Please make all the junk food I like taste bad, all the healthy food I hate taste good,...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:42:16 -0500

Dear Brain,

Please make all the junk food I like taste bad, all the healthy food I hate taste good, and running on treadmills the funnest thing ever.

Sincerely, college students everywhere.

still funny even after I’ve seen it several times.

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:26:13 -0500

still funny even after I’ve seen it several times.

Just rediscovered this gem in my itunes library. Straight up...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:06:37 -0500

Just rediscovered this gem in my itunes library. Straight up reppin’ AZ!

phiLOLZophy: 7 Reasons You Might Want to Break Up With Me

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 10:28:50 -0500

phiLOLZophy: 7 Reasons You Might Want to Break Up With Me:

Ok so not entirely true, but I must say pretty damn close to accurate!

philolzophy:

1. I am a crazy cleaner. I clean up after people during parties. I know this is so rude and obnoxious but I just can’t stop myself. I clean every single thing in my apartment on Sundays and it smells like Pine Sol for a few days. I try to balance out the crazyness by not expecting people to…

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Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:34:15 -0500

true life.

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:16:30 -0500

true life.

I caved....

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 01:24:28 -0500

After years of peer pressure and sheer laziness I have finally gotten a twitter!

you can follow my semi-interesting tidbits of life @littleladylaur

here’s to hoping I don’t become too addicted to this tweeting buisness

Sometimes I feel like...

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 00:54:39 -0500

Sometimes I feel like this!

afternoonsnoozebutton:

(keepcalmandlezbfrands)

It's probably not polite to scream at 1 am but...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:56:32 -0500

Kelsey was just doing some major oasis creeping and saw that next semester the one and only infamous Jodeci Coleman (aka the roommate that wasn’t) is in her class.

I know you proabably don’t get it but this is a big deal for us.

This girl literally does not exist on the internet and we were originally assigned to live with her and only found out 3 days before moving in that we were actually living with Sara Gutierrez.

we literally cannot stop freaking out…this is probably why we’re forever alone

This is what happens when I try to lip sync to a Beyonce song....

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 01:50:36 -0500

This is what happens when I try to lip sync to a Beyonce song. Pure camera magic.

Sometimes I wonder how people get into college...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 01:45:35 -0500

Seriously though.

My information management class(aka computers) is filled with the most random, strange, people and quite frankly not all of them have both oars in the water.

For instance: “the girl who dresses like a 40 year old mom from the 90’s” who randomly yells at the top of her lungs midway through her presentation on facebook about how it makes breakups harder and how the bullying never stops. She also finds it necessary to always comment on everything our teacher says and is always carrying around a panda express bag for no apparant reason.

Exhibit b: “The boy who can’t form sentences” Seriously though, I would love to be in his brain for just one day to what the hell is going on in there. One day he tried to hack the system and got fairly deep until his computer screen went black. My teacher then asked what are you trying to do to which he replied hack the system. When my teacher said not in this class, he replied by yelling “You guys build up these walls and we’re just trying to tear them down!!!” He also sported a lovely visor today, claims to have offshore bank accounts, and one time showed up to class with 10 minutes left.

Exhibit C: “The cranky girl with pink hair” I have never spoken to her in my entire life nor do I know her name. Yet she finds it necessary to chew me out for not checking my email to see that we had a substitute on week 2. Meanwhile the email was sent 10 minutes before class after I’d left my apartment and since I do not have internet on my phone I had no way to access it.

Exhibit D: “The girl who hates twitter” her powerpoint basically bashed all things twitter, and although I do not personally have a twitter and used to not be able to see it’s point, the idea of tweeting has grown on me and I do not think twitter deserved the total destruction she gave it. She also clearly has never taken a powerpoint class, because she wrote full sentences on her slides. These sentences were not even in proper grammatical form. One literally read “and yeah you can connect with people” meanwhile she is up in front of the class with the world’s largest scowl calling all tweeters and their various tweets dumb.

These are just a few of the characters that color my Wednesday afternoon and leave me wondering how did you all even get accepted here(although then I remember that this is Columbia and we pretty much accept everyone and then weed out the weaklings).

Oh well, as the saying goes “You can’t live with ‘em, but you can’t live without ‘em”

This concludes my nightly rant.

Why havent’ I done this yet???

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:50:50 -0500

Why havent’ I done this yet???

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Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:42:15 -0500

I want to do this!

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:26:48 -0500

I want to do this!